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Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms!

Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms!

By 黑礁商会房东

3.7
chineseWeb Novel

Genres

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actionadventurecomedydramafantasyharemhistoricalromanceslice of life
Chapters

13

Started

2012

Description

I suddenly got hold of a feather fan, and came to an era of the Three Kingdoms which I completely do not know about. What? Gender equality? Girls can join the army? You, you and you, why are you all girls!? An interesting story unfolds in a familiar and yet, also unfamiliar time. But perhaps this is the Three Kingdoms, the true Three Kingdoms!

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adapted to manhuaalternate worldancient chinaarmy buildingbeautiful female leaddense protagonistmale protagonistmisunderstandingsmultiple povpolygamytransported to another world

Publication Information

Original Publisher
sfacg
Original Language
chinese
Type
Web Novel

Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms! Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator

My Thoughts on Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms!

"Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms!" is a wild ride through ancient China with a modern, comedic twist. As someone who enjoys historical fiction with a lighter tone, I was definitely intrigued. The premise alone – a guy getting transported into the body of Liu Bei in a Three Kingdoms era populated by beautiful women – screams potential for both humor and chaos.

First Impressions

Initially, I was hooked by the sheer absurdity of it all. The early chapters are packed with laugh-out-loud moments as our protagonist grapples with his new reality. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, and that's part of its charm. The gender-bent take on familiar characters is a fun spin, and I appreciated the translator's notes that helped clarify the historical context and allusions.

What Works Well

The comedy is definitely the strongest element. The misunderstandings, the ridiculous situations, and the protagonist's internal struggles all contribute to a genuinely funny experience. The action sequences, when they occur, are also well-written and engaging. I also enjoyed the world-building, which manages to blend the historical setting with fantastical elements seamlessly. The harem aspect, while not my personal favorite, is clearly a draw for many readers, and it's integrated into the plot in a way that (mostly) serves the comedic tone.

Areas of Concern

As the story progresses, the humor can become a bit repetitive. Some readers might find the constant reliance on misunderstandings and forced conflicts tiresome. I also noticed that the shift towards more serious plotlines later on doesn't always mesh well with the established comedic tone. The author's attempts to redeem all the characters, making them "good" despite their historical counterparts, also felt a bit contrived to me.

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Final Verdict

"Don’t Tell Me This Is the True History of the Three Kingdoms!" is a fun and entertaining read, especially if you're familiar with the original Romance of the Three Kingdoms and enjoy a healthy dose of comedy. While it might not be a literary masterpiece, it offers a lighthearted and engaging take on a classic tale. However, be aware that the humor can become repetitive, and the shift towards more serious plotlines might not appeal to all readers. Overall, I'd recommend it for those looking for a fun, easy read that doesn't take itself too seriously.

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