You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
By hei dan bai, 黑蛋白
106 chapters
2018
Description
The Peng Society for Gentlemen — a secret friend-making club for the homos*xual men of the Great Xia Dynasty. Its services were designed to help its members along in their quest for their lifelong partners. Upon paying a monthly fee of fifty coins, members could get themselves listed in The Pengornisseur after providing a self-portrait, a mailing address, their age and hobbies, as well as a self-introduction. All members would receive a copy of the monthly publication, and they could communicate with one another in private using the information in The Pengornisseur. Wu Xingzi, a bachelor about to turn forty, worked as the adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County. Qingcheng County was a place with barely any resources. In other words, it was poor. In the list of counties of the Great Xia Dynasty, it had been ranked at the bottom for the past two hundred years. Wu Xingzi felt that his life was hopeless: not only was he a homosexual, he was also a virg*n. Even his retirement fund was lacking. Worse still, his looks were… forgettable. He might as well die. Hence, Wu Xingzi decided to commit su*cide on his fortieth birthday. However, he was unwilling to remain a virg*n to death! And so, gritting his teeth, he joined the Peng Society for Gentlemen and received The Pengornisseur. It was very painful; after all, fifty coins were the sum of his daily expenditure for ten days! He would only pay it once, and he was determined to succeed on his first try.
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- long ma
- English Publisher
- seven seas
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Published Novel
You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale
"You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale" is quite the ride! This novel throws you headfirst into a world of ancient Chinese "Grindr" – a pigeon-powered dating service – and the results are often hilarious, sometimes angsty, and always engaging. If you're looking for something a bit different, with a good dose of smut and character development, this might be right up your alley.
First Impressions
Initially, I wasn't sure what to expect. The premise is certainly unique, and the tags are… plentiful. I quickly became invested in the journey of Wu Xingzi, our 39-year-old, slightly world-weary, and endearingly ordinary protagonist. His initial plan to embrace a "YOLO" attitude before his 40th birthday leads him down a path he never anticipated, and I found myself rooting for him every step of the way.
What Works Well
The characters are a major draw. Wu Xingzi is a breath of fresh air – a mature, pragmatic, and often hilarious MC who is comfortable in his own skin, even if he doesn't always recognize his own worth. His obsession with food provides plenty of comedic relief, and his reactions to the often over-the-top situations he finds himself in are priceless.
While the ML, Guan Shanjin, starts off as a bit of a "scum," his character development is surprisingly well-handled. The story explores the complexities of his relationships, including his past with his "white moonlight," and I appreciated that the author didn't shy away from portraying his flaws. The smut is definitely a prominent feature, and while some find it repetitive, it's undeniably steamy and well-written.
Areas of Concern
Some readers might find the initial chapters a bit cringe-worthy, and the ML's early behavior could be off-putting. Also, the political drama in the later half of the book can drag a bit.
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Final Verdict
Despite its flaws, "You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale" is a surprisingly enjoyable read. The unique premise, well-developed characters, and engaging writing style make it stand out from other BL novels. If you're looking for a mature story with plenty of humor, angst, and smut, I recommend giving this one a try. Just be prepared for a wild ride!
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