The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance
By mao qiu qiu, 毛球球, 毛球球o
79 chapters
2020
Description
Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, both presenting in the middle of a gang fight, are carried to the hospital one after the other. One becomes an omega, and one becomes an alpha. Probably because the two were in the middle of an intense brawl at the time of presenting, their pheromone compatibility is an historically unprecedented 0%. Other than sometimes fighting and getting on bad terms every time they meet, these two people put together are definitely safe — to the point that when there are not enough hotel rooms on a school trip, teachers put them in the same room. Teachers: Anyone has the potential to date in high school, but these two definitely have no chance! The principal catches an alpha and an omega walking on the side path in the evening, supposedly dating — Students: There is no way, those two are definitely innocent! Everyone, including Luo Zhiyu himself, thinks that there is no way between them. And then one day, Luo Zhiyu gets permanently marked by Xiao Yan. Luo Zhiyu: ? No, the pheromones say we are not compatible, we must believe in science. Xiao Yan pulls out the new compatibility report, dropping it in front of Luo Zhiyu: Enough nonsense, go steal your hukou identification so we can get married. As Luo Zhiyu attends his high school’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, second-year Xiao Yan sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon. Luo Zhiyu picks up a stick and swings it at Xiao Yan for two whole blocks. As Xiao Yan attends his university’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, high school third-year Luo Zhiyu sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon. Xiao Yan brings the person into his arms, kissing him against a wall.
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- chang pei (gongzicp)
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Web Novel
The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance
"The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance" promised a fluffy, comedic romance with an enemies-to-lovers twist in an ABO setting, and for the most part, it delivered. I dove in expecting laughs and a sweet story, and I wasn't disappointed. However, there were a few bumps along the road that are worth mentioning.
First Impressions
The initial chapters grabbed my attention immediately. The premise of two childhood rivals, seemingly incompatible due to their pheromones, falling for each other is inherently engaging. I found myself chuckling at their bickering and the ridiculous situations they found themselves in. It felt like a lighthearted escape, perfect for when I needed a break from heavier reads.
What Works Well
The humor is definitely a highlight. The author does a great job of creating funny scenarios and witty dialogue that had me genuinely laughing. The relationship between the main characters, Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu, is well-developed, and their dynamic is both entertaining and endearing. I appreciated that their relationship felt equal, and I could see the care and respect beneath their initial antagonism.
The ABO setting is also cleverly integrated. It's not just a superficial element; it adds to the humor and conflict, especially given the "scientific impossibility" of their romance. I also appreciated that the characters weren't defined solely by their secondary genders. They felt like normal students with their own personalities and flaws, which made them relatable and believable. The slow-burn romance was also well-paced, allowing me to truly invest in their relationship before they got together.
Areas of Concern
My main concern stems from the translation situation. The move to password-protect later chapters due to licensing issues, while understandable, definitely disrupts the reading experience. Discovering this mid-binge was a bit jarring, and the limited payment options (AliPay and WeChat) are inaccessible to many readers. This barrier to entry is a definite drawback.
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Final Verdict
Despite the translation hurdles, "The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance" is a worthwhile read if you're looking for a lighthearted, comedic romance. The characters are charming, the story is engaging, and the humor is on point. Just be prepared for the possibility of needing to purchase the original version or resort to MTL to finish the story. Overall, I'd recommend it for anyone who enjoys fluffy, funny stories with a healthy dose of bickering and a satisfying romance.
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