The Little Cutie Makes Money From Asura Fields

Xia Xirong is a little cat—beautiful, but a bit dumb. After turning human, he binds with a gold-digging system and must hustle hard to earn money. But every time, he ends up being sweet-talked by bad men into selling things he never should’ve sold. While he does make money, he also gets taken advantage of in the process. It’s a slice-of-life smutty comedy full of chaotic love triangles and shameless flirting. No mpreg. The main character is a dumb, adorable cat-turned-human with “pretty little wife” energy and a talent for getting into trouble. Expect plenty of snuggles, purring, and irresistible kitty charm. ●ω● Xia Xirong is a top-tier Omega. Vain and extravagant since birth, he spent money like water. Then one day, he hits rock bottom and desperately needs cash. In a moment of s*upidity, he agrees to start selling his pheromones. Clothes soaked with his scent, used pheromone blockers, even the chance to sniff his gland directly—he sells it all, dumbly, to the highest bidder. No Omega in the Empire is more shameless than him. Alphas go absolutely mad, throwing their fortunes at him just for a whiff. But when Xia Xirong finally makes enough money and tries to leave it all behind… he realizes he can’t. The men who once bought his pheromones all surround him. One presses him down, canine teeth teasing the back of his soft neck, asking: “Ever thought of selling yourself?” Another falsely accuses his pheromone products of having side effects, claiming he’s been left constantly parched and needs Xia Xirong’s personal “soothing” to recover. One even boldly claims Xia Xirong must like him. Why else would he give him a pair of pheromone-soaked little shorts? Xia Xirong turns pale, shaking and crying. He never wants to make money again. When the apocalypse comes and zombies take over, people with supernatural abilities begin to emerge. But Xia Xirong is just an ordinary person. To survive in the base, he transforms into a little cat and opens a one-man cat café. 30 credits to pet the belly, 50 credits to nuzzle it, 100 credits for a full night of cuddling. He thought his cat café could soothe people’s post-apocalyptic stress. Instead, everyone assumes he’s looking for a one-night stand. Maybe it’s because his human form is too pretty. Maybe it’s because the way he clings to men and begs them to “support his business” is… a little too suggestive. Or maybe… it’s those flyers he keeps sneaking into the dorms of ability-users, advertising: “A soft and sticky little catboy in a skirt! So irresistible, he’ll send you to heaven!” People curse him for it— Then shamelessly line up outside his café. Only to be greeted by a chubby little Munchkin tomcat… in a frilly pet dress. Xia Xirong: ●ω● Innocent. Later, when he can no longer turn back into a cat, Xia Xirong has no choice. To survive, he puts on a real skirt, bites his lips, and knocks on the ability-users’ dorm doors one by one. Xia Xirong is a merman princess crossdressing as a girl. To support his impoverished merfolk clan, he sells pearls formed from his tears. But the catch is, he needs to cry to produce them. So the little mermaid princess pitifully pleads with dragons, elves… “Can you… make me cry?” Later, someone even tricks him into selling his own fish eggs. (No mpreg—fish eggs are naturally laid during spawning season, unfertilized)

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Original Language

chinese

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Web Novel