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You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?

You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?

By 西瓜要吃冰的

3.3
chineseWeb Novel

Genres

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fantasyshounen
Chapters

156 chapters

Started

2025

Description

After crossing over, He Yu thought he’d live a simple life—marry the beautiful daughter of the man who saved him and settle down peacefully. But instead, he awakened a Simulator that could run an entire lifetime’s simulation in an instant. Even better—it starts unconditionally, and he gets to keep all the gains from each simulation. He Yu immediately ran his first simulation. Only to discover… the family who supposedly saved his life had set him up! He was about to be cornered in a room by his brother-in-law—who’s into guys—and get beaten up! Staring at this wild turn of events, He Yu’s shock quickly turned into a fierce glare. “If you’re trying to blow up my *ss, I’ll make sure your head moves house!” “Simulator—activate!!” And so… One second passed in the real world—He Yu made the entire family of his brother-in-law drop dead. Two seconds passed—He Yu became a top-tier master. Three seconds passed—He Yu had already become unbeatable in this world!

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Publication Information

Original Publisher
fanqie novel
Original Language
chinese
Type
Web Novel

You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What? Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator

My Thoughts on You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?

This web novel, "You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?" certainly grabbed my attention with its quirky title. It promises a protagonist deeply invested in self-improvement through a frankly absurd number of daily simulations. So, did it live up to the hype? Let's dive in.

First Impressions

Honestly, the title feels a bit misleading at first. I went in expecting a rapid-fire montage of simulations, each fleeting and focused on health optimization. What I found was something quite different: a deeper exploration of the protagonist's simulated lives, each spanning decades and influencing his development.

What Works Well

The core concept of exploring different lives through simulation is genuinely engaging. The author employs a "tell, not show" approach effectively, summarizing vast swathes of time while focusing on key moments with greater detail. This allows the narrative to progress without getting bogged down in unnecessary minutiae. It's a smart move that keeps the story moving. I also appreciate that the MC doesn't instantly become overpowered as the synopsis might suggest. It makes his progress feel more earned and the stakes feel higher. The author's choice to emphasize the impact of each life on the MC's character development is a brilliant way to keep readers hooked.

Areas of Concern

The discrepancy between the title's promise of 30,000 simulations a day and the actual pacing of the story is a bit jarring. As of chapter 45, the protagonist is only on his fifth simulation. This makes the title feel somewhat premature and less relevant to the immediate plot. Also, the initial impression that the MC will instantly become unbeatable might disappoint some readers.

Final Verdict

Despite some minor issues with the title's accuracy and the initial expectations it sets, "You’re Running 30,000 Simulations a Day—Trying to Stay Healthy or What?" is a surprisingly enjoyable read. The concept is intriguing, the pacing is well-managed, and the protagonist's journey through his simulated lives is genuinely captivating. If you're looking for a fantasy novel with a unique premise and a focus on character development, I'd recommend giving this one a try. Just go in with the understanding that it's more about the depth of the simulations than the sheer quantity.

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