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Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!

Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!

By crocodile man travels to the mountain, 鳄人行山

4.3
CompletedchineseWeb Novel

Genres

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romanceyaoi
Chapters

86 chapters

Started

2023

Description

Song Fuzhi is a teacher, a man in his early thirties who is calm and handsome, but students avoid him. No one would guess that the strict Mr. Song is actually a fan of the second dimension. He watches anime, follows manga, and especially adores a senior cosplayer named Octopus. Octopus, with his imposing aura, is hailed as the master of attack in the cosplay community. What Song Fuzhi loves most about him is precisely this aspect. However, to Song’s dismay, Octopus announces his retirement from the cosplay community to return to real life. Song looks at the ring on his finger in silence. Marriage has forced him to hide his peculiar interests, and Octopus’s retirement adds to the desolation of his spiritual life. — Shi Zhang and Song Fuzhi get married through a blind date. Family and colleagues all say they are a perfect match. The botanist is gentle and refined, the math teacher is handsome, and together they make a pleasing picture. But only Shi Zhang knows that during his youth, he harbored inappropriate desires for Song Fuzhi. In this seemingly ordinary marriage, he must force himself to restrain those dark instincts. — Later, the tranquil life of mutual respect in their marriage is shattered. Shi Zhang discovers that the locked cabinet in their home is filled with cosplay photo albums spanning from Octopus’s debut to his retirement. Song Fuzhi finds out that his seemingly gentle husband, on one night, suddenly becomes fierce and passionate, awakening countless dreams about Octopus. — Subsequently, Octopus makes a comeback with a mature and aloof companion. Fans: Is this Octopus’s new buddy? So handsome! Shi Zhang: This is my husband. (Proud face) — Marriage before love, 1v1, sweet Background where same-s*x marriage is legal The attacking character is GBcp, with some content in Chapter 36, so be cautious! There will be many plotlines involving the teacher as the bottom in a campus setting. For details about falling from grace, refer to the main text! The synopsis is only a small part of the surface.

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adapted to drama cdcold protagonistcosplayhandsome male leadlove interest falls in love firstmanly gay couplemodern dayolder love interestspossessive characterssecret identityteachers

Publication Information

Original Publisher
jjwxc
Original Language
chinese
Type
Web Novel

Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married! Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator

My Thoughts on Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!

"Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!" is a danmei novel that really surprised me in the best way. I went in expecting a fluffy romance, and while it certainly delivered on that front, it also offered a surprisingly mature and heartwarming story about finding love and embracing your passions, no matter your age.

First Impressions

The premise itself is quite unique. We have two middle-aged men, both deeply involved in the world of anime and cosplay, finding each other and forging a relationship. The setup immediately grabbed my attention, as it's not often you see stories focusing on older characters in fandom spaces. I was intrigued to see how the author would handle the themes of aging, passion, and finding love later in life.

What Works Well

What I loved most about this novel was its realistic and relatable characters. The MC and ML felt like real people with real lives, dealing with the same anxieties and insecurities that many of us face. The romance was a slow burn, built on mutual respect, communication, and a shared love for their hobbies. The ML's character development was especially well done. He starts off with some questionable behaviors from his youth, but actively works to become a better person, and I appreciated how the story doesn't excuse his past actions, but shows his genuine effort to grow. The MC is also a darling, their relationship is one of equals, which is refreshing to see. They support each other, lift each other up, and create a warm and loving partnership. The novel's exploration of the themes of passion, hobbies, and never being too old to pursue your interests really resonated with me. It's a message that I think many readers will find inspiring and uplifting.

Areas of Concern

While I thoroughly enjoyed the story, I do have to acknowledge that the translation isn't perfect. There were instances of incorrect pronouns and awkward phrasing, which could be a bit jarring at times. However, the overall plot and character interactions were strong enough to overcome these issues.

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Final Verdict

Despite some minor translation issues, "Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!" is a truly wonderful and heartwarming read. It's a mature and realistic romance with well-developed characters, a thought-provoking exploration of aging and passion, and a message of hope and acceptance. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for a unique and satisfying danmei experience.

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