The Guide to Conquering Earthlings
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By ye fei ran, 叶斐然
57 chapters
2023
Description
Lan Xi made a mistake during her interstellar travel and landed on Earth. As the princess of Planet Moyi, she decided to save herself. First, solve the money problem. So she took out the “Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition” that experts from Planet Moyi had carefully compiled years ago – “Chapter 1 How to Elegantly Make Money”: “Beginner’s Guide: Find a high-end building, take a broken bowl, and sit there for a day to elegantly make enough money to spend for one day.” However, after sitting bitterly for a day, Lan Xi didn’t make a penny and was driven away by security guards – “Don’t sit here begging, President Xie already criticized us for negligence! Besides, it’s not that era anymore, beggars use QR codes now!” No problem, there’s still – “Intermediate Guide: Find a luxury car, pretend to be hit by it, lie on the ground paralyzed, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for three months.” However, before Lan Xi could lie down, a driver got out of the car – “We have dash cams installed! Move away quickly, President Xie is in a hurry. I’ll sue you if you try this scam again!” This tactic also failed. But no worries, there’s still – “Ultimate Guide: Find a rich Earthling, conquer him, marry him, and you can elegantly make enough money to spend for a lifetime.” Very well, might as well go all out and get it done once and for all! Lan Xi already had a perfect candidate in mind, the boss of the company she begged at on the first day, the owner of the luxury car – Xie Cheng! Xie Cheng met a strange beautiful woman. On the first day, she begged at the door of his company; On the second day, she staged a car accident scam on him; On the third day, she blocked him in an alley, with a face of great mercy – “I really like your money, I hope it becomes mine.” “So I’ve decided to marry you.” She coughed – “Are you going to voluntarily be conquered by me, or be forcibly conquered by me?” ?
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- jjwxc
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Web Novel
The Guide to Conquering Earthlings Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on The Guide to Conquering Earthlings
"The Guide to Conquering Earthlings" promised a comedic romp, and for the most part, it delivered! This novel is definitely one you can enjoy without engaging your brain too much. It’s a lighthearted escape with a quirky alien protagonist who has a very skewed perspective on Earth.
First Impressions
Initially, I was hooked by the sheer absurdity of the premise. The female lead (FL), an alien princess, stumbles onto Earth and her interactions with the male lead (ML) are comedy gold. The ML's misunderstandings of the FL's actions, often attributing them to mental illness or a difficult past, are a constant source of amusement. The constant back and forth between the characters due to those assumptions had me laughing out loud, especially in the beginning.
What Works Well
The humor is definitely the strongest aspect of this novel. The FL's cluelessness, combined with her surprisingly strong abilities, creates a series of chaotic and hilarious situations. I especially enjoyed how the ML, despite his initial confusion and exasperation, slowly begins to dote on the FL, providing for her and tolerating her antics with surprising patience. This dynamic is what made me keep reading, even when the humor started to wane a bit. The romance is also a highlight, especially because the ML is incredibly respectful and green, always asking for consent.
Areas of Concern
While the comedy is initially strong, I did find that it started to lose its luster around the halfway point. The constant misunderstandings, while funny at first, eventually became a bit repetitive and exhausting. I also felt that the world-building, particularly regarding the FL's home planet and background, could have been more fleshed out. A deeper understanding of her origins would have added more depth to the story. A few tags also seemed inaccurate, like "divorce" and "marriage of convenience," which I didn't encounter in the main story.
Final Verdict
Despite some minor flaws, "The Guide to Conquering Earthlings" is a fun and entertaining read, especially if you're looking for something lighthearted and comedic. Just be prepared for the humor to be a bit repetitive at times, and don't expect a complex or intricate plot. If you're in the mood for a silly romance with a unique premise, this novel is definitely worth a try. I'd say it's a solid 4 out of 5 stars.
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