Paranoid Gong Always Holds the Durian
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By 好玩罢了, 好玩罷了
8 chapters
2023
Description
Durian, a giant fruit that is abundant in Southeast Asia, is delicious and has soft and smooth flesh when ripe, but its outer shell is covered in hard spikes. When the paranoid boss’s mind went crazy and he became uncontrollably in love with durian, did you think he would just keep eating it until he became a 250-pound fat guy? No! Only by ruining the other person can it be considered paranoid love! Additional notes after the story: The elements of the story are complex and difficult to summarize. It’s probably about a green tea belly black durian seducing the submissive with his mouth and corrupting the paranoid boss. To be honest, by the end of writing this, I feel like I wrote a story about a durian demon. It’s hilarious. Warning: Real durian, non-human characters, explicit content, durian can transform, mutual attack, short story.
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- czbooks
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Web Novel
Paranoid Gong Always Holds the Durian Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on Paranoid Gong Always Holds the Durian
First Impressions
Okay, let's be real, the title alone, "Paranoid Gong Always Holds the Durian," grabbed my attention. I went in expecting something…unique, and I wasn't disappointed. This isn't your typical romance novel; it's a short, bizarre, and surprisingly funny ride that knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to be anything else. If you're looking for high literature, turn back now. But if you're in the mood for something completely off-the-wall, this might be right up your alley.
What Works Well
The humor is definitely the star of the show. It's the kind of comedy that thrives on absurdity, twisting words and situations into ridiculous scenarios. The paranoid gong, whose name we never learn, is a masterclass in over-the-top jealousy and possessiveness. And the durian? Well, let's just say he knows what he wants, and he's not afraid to go after it. I found the human-nonhuman relationship surprisingly engaging, mostly because it's treated with such a lighthearted and comedic touch. The story is also perfectly paced. It's short and sweet, getting straight to the point without dragging on. There's only so much fruit-themed smut one can handle, and this novel wisely avoids overstaying its welcome.
Areas of Concern
Honestly, it's hard to find serious faults with a story that embraces its own ridiculousness so wholeheartedly. If I had to nitpick, I'd say that the lack of depth might not appeal to everyone. There's not much in the way of character development or complex plotlines. But, again, that's not really the point of this novel. It's pure escapism, a quick and silly read designed to make you laugh.
Final Verdict
"Paranoid Gong Always Holds the Durian" is not going to win any literary awards, but it might just win you over with its sheer audacity and humor. If you're looking for a quick, nonsensical, and smutty read that doesn't take itself too seriously, I'd recommend giving it a try. Just go in with low expectations and a willingness to embrace the weirdness, and you might be pleasantly surprised. I'd say it is a solid 4/5 for me.
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