Master Said I Should Cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness Novel Review
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By 山川千野
33 chapters
2024
Description
I, a tentacled monster, am currently disguised as a human, deeply in love with my master—though it’s entirely one-sided. Everyone who’s in love with their master knows the classic tale of tragic love between master and disciple: heart-wrenching betrayal, leaps from the Immortal Execution Platform, fatal stabbings to the heart, today’s fall into demonhood, tomorrow’s kneeling on the long staircase. Each one has a beautifully bleak ending. But my master is different. He doesn’t put me through that kind of tragic romance. He kisses me, praises me, and has never let me go hungry. He even looks at me with a smile and calls me softly, “Zhi Zhi.” He is the kindest human to me. I like him. For a monster, expressing affection is simple: liking someone means staying close, from wrapping them in tent**les to keeping our bodies close. Using the spell my master taught me, I locked him in place and tried to stay close to him, hoping he’d start liking me back. But my master no longer kissed me. His eyes grew misty as if he might cry. My master doesn’t seem to like me. That’s okay. I extended more tent**les, clinging harder, day and night, diligently. Surely, he’ll be moved one day. After I locked up my master, the sect grew suspicious. They broke into the dark room and pierced my monstrous body with a thousand swords. In my final moments, my master didn’t look at me. I suppose he really never loved me. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back at the moment I’d first joined the sect. My master looked at me, with a slightly strange expression, then nodded at me like in my previous life and said, “This one, then.” But he added a new line: “He will cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness with me.” Me: …? My countless tent**les: …QAQ? Aren’t humans supposed to be together if they’re partners… Master telling me to cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness = Master not letting me be his partner = Master doesn’t love me at all. So I really am on the tragic romance route. I’ll never love Master again, QAQ.
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- jjwxc
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Web Novel
Master Said I Should Cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on Master Said I Should Cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness
Alright, let's dive into "Master Said I Should Cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness." This web novel is certainly… something. It's a wild ride that blends comedy, horror, martial arts, and even a dash of shounen ai, creating a unique reading experience that's hard to forget.
First Impressions
My initial reaction was a mix of confusion and morbid curiosity. From the get-go, the story throws you into a bizarre world where logic takes a backseat to sheer absurdity. I was constantly questioning what I was reading, trying to piece together the mysteries surrounding the characters and their motivations. It's definitely not a story for those who prefer straightforward narratives.
What Works Well
Despite the initial bewilderment, I found myself strangely captivated. The unreliable narrator aspect is brilliantly executed. You're never quite sure if what you're seeing is reality or just the skewed perception of our protagonist. This element of doubt adds a layer of intrigue that kept me hooked. I also appreciated the dark humor that permeates the story. It's not your typical laugh-out-loud comedy, but rather a twisted, unsettling humor that perfectly complements the horror elements. The doting love interests and master-disciple relationship, while unconventional, add a heartwarming touch amidst the chaos.
Areas of Concern
The biggest hurdle for me was the sheer weirdness of the plot. There were times when I felt lost and struggled to understand what was happening. The protagonist's obliviousness, while explained by his nature as a tentacle monster, can be frustrating at times. I also felt that the comedic elements, while present, weren't as prominent as I initially expected. If you're going in expecting a lighthearted romp, you might be surprised by the darker tone.
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Final Verdict
Overall, "Master Said I Should Cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness" is a unique and unforgettable web novel. It's not without its flaws, but its blend of genres, unreliable narrator, and dark humor make it a worthwhile read for those who enjoy unconventional stories. If you're looking for something different and aren't afraid of a little weirdness, give it a try. Just be prepared for a wild ride.
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