After Pretending to Be Clingy, I Can’t Escape Anymore Novel Review

Song Yuan transmigrated into a novel — specifically, into the body of the “useless” adopted son of a wealthy family. The original character was delicate, spoiled, and full of bad habits. After the family went bankrupt, they used him as a bargaining chip, arranging a marriage alliance with a powerful, cold, and indifferent bigshot. In the original story, the bigshot wasn’t interested in the cannon-fodder protagonist. But the protagonist was clingy like sticky candy, suffering from separation anxiety, constantly craving company. As the marriage contract neared its end, he even dared to secretly alter the agreement to extend it — only to be caught and meet a miserable end. Song Yuan transmigrated right on the first day the contract took effect. Nervously, Song Yuan thought: I don’t want to end up as cannon fodder… can we just get divorced? QAQ Original plot: the cannon-fodder protagonist was outrageously clingy, constantly throwing himself at the bigshot, until the bigshot eventually handed him a pile of money and kicked him out. Song Yuan’s eyes lit up: Wait, so I just need to act like a clingy, spoiled brat? I can do that! To secure a divorce, Song Yuan came up with all sorts of (clingy) little tricks. His master plan: 1. Clinginess Obsession: must act cute with hubby every day or can’t fall asleep! 2. Separation Anxiety: can’t see hubby? Heart starts racing! Must stick close to hubby to survive! 3. Skin Contact Starvation: can’t walk on his own — must snuggle, must cuddle! … Song Yuan: Hehe, I guarantee the bigshot will be fed up within a month and pay me a fortune just to get rid of me. Every day, Song Yuan poured his heart into sticky hugs, snuggles, and kisses, convinced the bigshot was surely sick of him by now. What he didn’t expect was that the coldness in the bigshot’s eyes gradually faded — and the way he looked at Song Yuan started to feel… off. Song Yuan: QAQ! Desperate, he decided to use his ultimate move — push his buttons with a sharp jab! Stammering, Song Yuan said, “I-I hate you… And you don’t even react.” Under the bigshot’s increasingly dark and brooding gaze, his voice grew smaller and smaller: “I don’t like cold, indifferent types… I… I like people who are, uh, good in bed… and big…” Gu Jingchi, by nature, was cold and aloof. His family shoved a fiancé at him, and at first, he simply treated the boy like air. But to his surprise, his little fiancé turned out to be incredibly sweet — adorable, obedient, completely reliant on him, even wanting to share a bed. Gu Jingchi, afraid of scaring the timid boy, tried to slowly ease him in, gently guiding him. Until one day, his clingy, snuggly fiancé suddenly appeared at the front door with a suitcase, politely hinting that he wanted a partner with better “service awareness.” Gu Jingchi’s voice remained calm, but his actions were anything but gentle. Dragging both Song Yuan and the suitcase back into the house, his gaze turned dark and possessive. Fingers intertwined, he leaned in slowly. “Yuanyuan… earlier, you said you like what, again?” Song Yuan clutched his waistband: Wuwuwu QAQ! A modern-day fairytale. Ice-cold, sharp-tongued top (gong) × cute, straightforward bottom (shou) 1. Super doting top; both fall hard for each other; completely monogamous 1v1 2. Divorce? Impossible! This is a fluffy urban fairytale — happily-ever-after guaranteed! 3. Pure sweetness, endless kisses; the side characters only exist to cheer them on and sprinkle flowers.

Original Publisher

jjwxc

Original Language

chinese

Type

Web Novel