A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel
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By 三点一肆一伍玖
78
2025
Description
The wanderer picked up a bloody imperial colonel on the garbage planet and asked for a sky-high medical fee. When he found out that the other party was Chu Qi, the flower of the military, his eyes instantly turned into star coins – this is not a person, but a walking ATM machine! The bad thing is that he was photographed on the way back to the main planet: the ragged beautiful boy curled up beside the medical cabin, crying and shouting no. The next day, the hot search exploded: #Shock! Colonel Chu secretly hides a beautiful boy# #Child bride picked up from the battlefield# #Love story on the garbage planet# The spectators were heartbroken: “He is still a child!” and “It smells so good”. The “child” who was actually 600 years old was lying on Chu Qi’s bed and laughing, and the optical brain was playing the teaching video “How to Legally Inherit the Property of Strangers” in a loop. After a busy day, Chu Qi returned home, and the next second he was pushed against the door, and the other party’s smile became more and more proud. “Sir, have you tried pinching and kissing?” Chu Qi chuckled, not at all surprised by Xiangli’s question. He met Xiangli’s smiling eyes with his voice dry. “No.” “Try?” “…” A few seconds later, the colonel couldn’t help but burst out in the quiet room: “Hiss… Damn, you really pinch!” “…” This man said he wanted to kiss, but in fact, those kisses kept falling around his ears. It was like the other party’s usual trick – hanging him for fun. “Damn it, get down.” Chu Qi gritted his teeth. “Kiss me.” Xiangli said a little bit viciously: “Beg me.” The colonel didn’t feel any burden about this. Although he was in a low position, his eyes were full of aggression when he stared at Xiangli. He said slowly: “Please.” Later, the Empire Headline: #Chu Shangzuo’s fugitive with a huge reward actually became his spouse# The spectators looked at the wanted order and the marriage certificate side by side and searched, and slowly typed: [You tactical command department is really playing big.jpg] Reading Guide [Lightning Avoidance Guide] : ■ There is very little content about [Zerg] , and it is not the main content. It is not a male and female Zerg worldview, so there is no Zerg label. The worldview is set by myself. Teachers, please read it carefully! ! ! ■ The background is fictional and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality!
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Publication Information
- Original Publisher
- jjwxc
- Original Language
- chinese
- Type
- Web Novel
A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator
My Thoughts on A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel
Alright, let's dive into "A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel." This sci-fi romance piqued my interest with its promise of a "loner protagonist" trying to win over a "cold" military man in a futuristic setting. However, after reading what's available, I'm left with mixed feelings.
First Impressions
The opening is definitely action-packed, throwing you straight into a rescue mission. We're introduced to the main characters and their dynamic almost immediately. The premise is intriguing: a protagonist who claims to have rescued the Colonel 23 times, and a Colonel who seems to vaguely recognize him. The initial mystery surrounding their relationship is what pulled me in.
What Works Well
The "strong from the start" protagonist is a definite plus. I appreciate stories where the MC isn't starting from zero, and the money-grubbing aspect adds a layer of complexity. The potential for a slow-burn romance, with the "seme protagonist" actively pursuing the "cold" Colonel, is also appealing. The futuristic setting and military elements create a unique backdrop for their relationship to unfold.
Areas of Concern
Unfortunately, the execution feels a bit rough around the edges. The pacing can be jarring, with abrupt jumps in time and location. One moment, they're in a spaceship under attack, and the next, they're on a different planet with little explanation. This lack of clear transitions makes it difficult to become fully immersed in the story. I also found the setting a bit confusing at times. It wasn't always clear where the characters were or what was happening around them. The relationship between the main characters is intriguing, but some of their interactions felt a bit disjointed.
Final Verdict
"A Guide to Capturing the Cold Colonel" has a lot of potential. The premise is interesting, the characters have intriguing dynamics, and the futuristic setting provides a unique backdrop. However, the choppy pacing and unclear world-building hold it back. I'd recommend giving it a try to see if it suits your tastes, but be prepared for a somewhat bumpy ride. It might be a story that improves as it goes along, but in its current state, it's a bit of a mixed bag for me.
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