I Don’t Want to Attack You!

By leuleup, 르릅

3.8

CompletedkoreanWeb Novel

Genres

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fantasy romance smut

Chapters

Started

2021

Description

On the way home, a drunken Heather helped a small pink elephant who was crying because of a cold nose. She did for the palm size elephant a nose cover, and the elephant claimed to be the God of s*xual desire and affection. “For your help, I’ll let you share a passionate love with the most handsome man of the continent.” However, this was not a blessing from God, but a curse. “Ugh, shameless… How, while I was sleeping, ha… You stole my v*rginity.” “Ah, priest, it’s okay.” “Now, stop, please stop this filthy act, ha…” ‘It’s you who is shaking your waist, you crazy bastard.’ Ashur was praised as the noblest and most beautiful man of the continent. But as soon as she runs into him, it’s normal for the two of them to end up locked in a closed room, where a strange situation arises between their rubbing testicles. *** There was a breathtaking silence. One of the countless reporters instinctively pressed the camera shutter. Click. The sound became a signal, and the shutter sound poured from all sides, and the buzz filled the hall. “Oh… Look, I really didn’t do that.” I wanted to throw the white priest’s robe, no, the piece of cloth in my hands. Ashur kept his head down. Her shoulders were trembling. There was an incompatible chill around him. She felt wronged. “I only touched it lightly, but I never thought it would tear like this… ” But no matter what she says, Ashur would not be able to hear him, who has stood up in front of thousands of people just in his underwear. ‘It wasn’t me, it was that crazy pink elephant!’ Ashur turned his head slightly and looked back at her. His eyes were stained red, full of contempt while looking at her. ‘To end my blessing, I have to make passionate love with the most handsome man on the continent.’ But if he keeps this up, she’ll be shackled as a mol*ster before she can make passionate love with anyone.

Publication Information

Original Publisher: able
Original Language: korean
Type: Web Novel

I Don’t Want to Attack You! Review & Spoilers - Novel Translator

My Thoughts on I Don’t Want to Attack You!

"I Don't Want to Attack You!" is definitely a unique read, diving headfirst into a world of fantasy, romance, and a healthy dose of the spicy stuff. The premise alone is wild enough to grab your attention, and I found myself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all. It's the kind of story you pick up when you want something lighthearted and a bit silly.

First Impressions

Okay, so the initial setup is...out there. A drunken night, a handmade nose-glove for a pink elephant, and suddenly our female lead is being pursued by the most handsome man in the world, courtesy of said elephant-god. It's bonkers! The humor is definitely a selling point, although I can see how the translation might impact the comedic timing for some.

What Works Well

The comedic element is a major draw. The ridiculousness of the situations the characters find themselves in is genuinely entertaining. I also appreciated the romance that develops between the leads. Despite the forced intimacy at the beginning, the story manages to build a connection between them that becomes quite endearing as it progresses. I found myself rooting for them, even amidst the chaos. Plus, the story is complete and relatively short, making it an easy and satisfying binge.

Areas of Concern

While the absurd plot is entertaining, it does lead to some issues. The initial forced intimacy and dubcon elements might not sit well with all readers. I also felt the ending was a bit rushed. It would have been nice to see more of the female lead's personal growth and a deeper exploration of their relationship after they finally get together. I was left wanting more closure and a better sense of their future.

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Final Verdict

"I Don't Want to Attack You!" is a fun, albeit flawed, read. If you're looking for a story that doesn't take itself too seriously and are okay with a bit of absurdity and some early dubcon elements, you'll probably enjoy this. Just be prepared for a slightly rushed ending that might leave you wanting more. I'd recommend it for a lighthearted, spicy escape, but with the understanding that it's not a perfect masterpiece.

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